He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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