Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
