i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
