dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Let's get the cat blown out
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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