Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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