I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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