Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
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we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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