Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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