I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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