I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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