So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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