well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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