I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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