plz talk dirty to me
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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