i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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