I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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