just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Randomize
