But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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