: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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