Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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