I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My breasts were aching with rage.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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