i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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