what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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