Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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