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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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