This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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