she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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