hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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