Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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