so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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