party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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