If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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