I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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