Quick, to the slutcave!
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm both gender and math confused
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