Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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