Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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