Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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