I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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