you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
