Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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