I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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