Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
then he tried to convert me to islam
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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