Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I need moral support for this bender
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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