I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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