I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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