I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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