i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
operation harelip BJ is a go
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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