put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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