3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
