her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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