I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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