i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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