Christians are straight up FREAKS
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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