Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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