what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
