is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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