is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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